I have been a bad boy. I have been so laxed as of late. I have neglected my wee blog and it is calling to me now. "Bob! Where hae ye gone? I am wasting awa tae nothing!" Therefore I repent of my evil ways and commit here and now to do better. In fact, I will recite the Bloggers oath:
I promise to always seek opportunity to share meaningless drivel whenever possible.
I promise to malign and besmirch any and every individual that deserves such treatment.
I promise to always post content that will offend the P.E.T.A. members.
I promise to discuss controversial topics that Vegans find offensive.
I promise to include insightful and thought provoking pictures to accent my useless diatribe.
I promise to keep my informative posts to no more than 20 million words or less.
I promise to continue posting until my cold dead fingers must be pried from the black key board.
In recognition of Semper Jovialus, I so swear.
Ok, expect a post in oh, say a year or so.
